the best tit-wringers in america

Anyone who travels much by air has leafed through the airlines' in-flight magazines. For many years there have been group ads for restaurants. It started with a group of steakhouses, all independent, great local joints. Then there were the best seafood restaurants and the best Italian restaurants.

On a recent trip I saw an ad inspired by these that hits a new low: The Best Plastic Surgeons in America.


Now, there's all kinds of plastic surgery, and many of these surgeons do wonderful things for people with deformities, or who have been injured or burned, or have lost a breast or other tissue to disease. But let's face it, where the bucks are is big tits. That's what this ad is really selling. It seems everything in America needs to be super-sized now.

When you go to this doc's web site you get this cute ditty:

Gosh, I'm trying to think of what criterion a woman might bring to him that would have him tell her not to have her breasts enlarged? Oh, that's right...NONE.

Ladies, if you have five grand to spare, give it me to. I'll come to you and make you feel just fine about yourself without any surgery!