pants on fire

DCup has tagged me with this meme demanding that I tell you seven lies about myself. Here goes:

1. I have never been in a MFM threesome,

2. but I have enjoyed a FMF threesome. Yeah, I'm a lucky guy.

3. I have had the singular pleasure of nuzzling myself deep within DCup's naked cleavage,

4. while Madam Z inserted a buttplug in my ass. It was the only way to shut me up.

5. I have a faux foreskin I attach when screwing anti-Semites.

6. I have a "thing" for Hillary Clinton, but the Secret Service won't let me give it to her.

7. Seeing Britney's cooter got me all hot and bothered.

Penis enlargement is again the rage, according to my spam filter. But in case you don't happen to already have a penis, here's an offer for you in its entirety:

110% Sugasm

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strippers and libertarianism

I aspire to be a libertarian, but run up against various issues where I find I am not. But when it comes to the sex trade, I feel the government has no place telling me what I can see or do.



I am just so freaking sick of government imposing its so-called moral authority on me as to whether I can see strippers or fuck prostitutes. Ironically, it's actually easier to hire a prostitute in many places than to go to a strip club.

I'm not necessarily against zoning (see, not a libertarian) as long as the zoning is not intended to make it difficult for a business to succeed.

My favorite bad argument against the sex trade is that it attracts a criminal element. THAT'S BECAUSE YOU MADE IT A CRIME!!!!!!


Note: Tucker had her web address wrong. It's ladyliberty.wordpress.com