Schwartzy, where were you?

Waiting for her outside

How many for dinner? Just one?

Corned beef, pastrami or brisket?
Or the deli sampler with all three?

Homemade kishke with gravy
(sour pickles and Dr. Brown's black cherry soda not shown)

Man-sized pastrami on rye with mustard

But no Schwartzy.

I didn't have the heart for rugelah.