Ol' 55

I'm ridin' with Lady Luck

the real me

Well, after a year, I've put a real photo of myself in the profile. It was taken by my wife as we waited for our plane to return from New York.

Wonderful woman that she is, she insisted I remove my wedding ring for the pic, because, she said, Al Sensu shouldn't be wearing one.

Now, all you women out there who've flirted with me for the past year, what do you think?

al's birthday

Al Sensu was born a year ago, August 2, 2006. He was born of horniness. From that horniness a story was extruded from the brain between his legs up through the brain in his head onto a Word document and then to blogspot.

Read the story.

I have made many great friends through the blog o' sphere. I thank you all for your support, and for sharing so much of and about yourselves. It's a great community we have.

I thank all who read my little tales and commentaries. Mine are not the most-read blogs out there, but the erotischism site counter just passed 50,000, and Hard & Fast just passed 25,000, so that's not bad. I think of it this way: You people have spent more than 2,500 hours reading my scribblings, and that is an honor.

I thank the people who do Sugasm, Fleshbot Sex Blog Roundup and Adult Blog Hub. And I miss Blogstormz. These are how people found me and I found them.

I've just been interviewed by Blog Interviewer.

Keep reading and remember, we bloggers love those comments!

Love,
Al

my new nickname

Chris at Some Guy's Blog is giving out nicknames, a la GWB. I asked for a nickname, and I can't imagine a more perfect one:

poonut

54

I'm somewhere between horny middle-aged guy and dirty old man.

alphabet meme

Tagged once again by Katie Schwartz. I never was good at tag. I'm always "it." I notice she and some others skipped some letters. I have more scruples so you get all 26.

A- Available or Single
One can be available without being single.

B- Best Friend
T, from whom I have tried to hide the existence of this blog.

C- Cake or Pie
Pie, specifically apple.

D- Drink of Choice
Espresso.

E- Essential Item
Computer.

F- Favorite Color
Blue.

G- Gummi Bears or Worms
I hate gummi shit. How about some nice halvah?

H- Hometown
Da Bronx.

I- Indulgence
Sex blogging.

J- January or February
Hate ‘em both.

K- Kids
Yes, grown.

L- Life is incomplete without
Good sex and good food.

M- Marriage Date
1971, 1996.

N- Number of Siblings?
1, deceased.

O- Oranges or Apples?
Fresh/juice: oranges. Sauce/pastry: apples. But that’s like comparing apples and oranges.

P- Phobias/Fears
Disease.

Q- Favorite Quote
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return"
- eden ahbez

R- Reasons to smile
Happy endings, whether in a movie or a hand job.

S- Season
Depends where I’m living, but either spring or fall.

T- Tag Three People
I’m going to make this exercise self-tagging for those who are interested.

U- Unknown Fact About Me
I don’t think there are any of those left after the last few memes.

V- Vaginas?
I like 'em natural and bushy.

W- Worst Habit
Not admitting when I’m in a bad mood.

X- X-M or Sirius?
X-M, but I haven't shelled out for it yet.

Y- Your Favorite Foods
Ashkenazy Jew food – corned beef, pastrami, brisket, kreplach, kishke, matzo brei, sour pickles…

Z- Zodiac
Taurus

five facts

Preheated has dared me to state five facts about myself you wouldn't know by reading this blog. This will be challenging because I've already responded to similar tags for 5 things you don't know about me, six weird things about me, and my top 5.

What facts that haven't already been published am I willing to share? I think I'll stick to blogging and bloggers:

1. I used to be one of those who was skeptical about blogging. "What a waste of time." "An outlet for wannabes who can't really write." Instead, I've found a rich community of interesting, and often talented, people who blog about sex, life and politics.
   
2. I have a "vanilla" blog under my real identity. There are some people who read both my sex blogs and my vanilla blog. You can try to guess who you are and who I am, but I will not respond to such queries.
3. I have photo blogs under yet another identity. I know some people read this one and those, but am not aware of anyone who reads blogs under all three identities.
   
4. I monitor about 60 blogs*. Most of them are sex blogs. Between the sexy writing and the pix, I no longer desire paid pornography.
5. Most of my stories are pure fiction, but I've mixed in some based on truth. I don't have that many real-life experiences that would be compelling enough for stories, so I hope the fantasies keep coming to me. So far not a problem -- I have more ideas than time to write. And I'm hoping one day an idea will be expansive enough to turn into a novel.

*I love feedblitz -- it sends me a daily email with new posts from all the blogs I'm interested in.

al sensu's dream #23

i'm so honored... desireous did me!

At the time this post was originally written, one of the great sex bloggers, desireous, had just finished a marathon session of sucking off lots of lucky male sex bloggers, including yours truly. But when she was finished, she told us this was the grand finale to her blog. Sadly, she decided to take the blog off the air. I saved my portion of the orgy, including the cock-shot I had provided:

* * * * *

Then I feasted my eyes on Al and his lovely big cock! Al had sent me this picture to give me a clue as to what I would be getting my hands on but his drawing most certainly didn't give that beauty justice!

I stroked Al's hot cock and balls for a few moments and then I swallowed it up like a hungry whore sucking it like it were the last cock on earth! God that was a hot cock! I stroked it with my hand and sucked all at the same time with fondling his balls with my other hand. I took it out of my mouth and rubbed it all over my cum soaked face and then took it back in to suck some more. Al was groaning and I knew I was sucking it good for him. This always makes me happy cause I love a man to walk way thinking, Now that was some good head! I aim to please that I can assure you! I worked that cock while the room cheered me on. I sucked and sucked and worked that shaft with my tongue and took in as much of that big cock as I could manage until finally I made that bad boy bust his load shooting his heavenly cream all over my tongue and lips. What a delightful flavor his spunk had!

10 things about me that I really don't want to tell you but will because I'm a freak

Another writing assignment from Katie Schwartz:

1. One of my favorite fantasies is doing a threesome with a mother and her daughter. I'll have to write that one up.
   
2. I am 100% straight, but I love to watch men cum. As long as there's a woman involved.
3. I have no interest in anal sex. I like looking at women's asses, but it's strictly an aesthetic thing.
4. However, when a little anal play was tried upon me once, it was intriguing, but I ended up not really liking it. Reminded me of a colonoscopy.
5. I don't care for shaved pussies. They make me think of little girls (I raised one) and that seems very wrong. I like them either wild or a little trimmed (but not in shapes).
6. I recently started shaving my balls. I found they are much more sensitive to manual stimulation that way.
7. Then I started just trimming the forest around them just a bit. Don't know why.
   
8. One of my dream businesses is to run a brothel and do it right. My inspiration is the guy who runs the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Carson City.
9. Another is to run a strip club, and I think I have some innovative ideas that I won't share here.
10. Most porn bores me. But the best sex bloggers get me going.
    

from the desk of al sensu

Schwartzie tagged me to display or describe the contents of my desk. Now, most of this is top secret, but I have prepared a photo essay showing selected items that have been declassified, or at least declasse:

1- Czech edition of Playboy purchased at Prague airport
2- salt & pepper shakers purchased at Lincoln's 10,000 Silver Dollar Bar in Haugan, Montana
3 - to do list

close-up of to do list

Czech Playmate profile

close-up of salt & pepper shakers

Publishers Weekly article on erotica

cute postcard

paper clips, post-it notes, stamps and jerk-off cream (for #3 on to do list)

6 weird things about me

And yet another challenging meme. This time I was tagged by the lovely Megan, and this one comes with rules:

1. Each player of this game starts with the “6 weird things about you”.

2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly.

3. At the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

So here are my 6:

1. I’ve tried on multiple occasions to imagine the idea of me sucking another man’s cock. Just doesn’t work for me. Guess I’m too straight. I think the reason it intrigues me is that I love cum shots; could watch them on pornos all day. Now, I have a friend who would be horrified to read this. He doesn’t even want to look at porn if it’s going to show a naked man. I understand why some women love the feeling of hot cum shooting into their mouths, but it’s not for me (in the receiving position).
   
2. I’m taking supplements so I’ll produce more semen. It’s working. I’ve been unhappy with the decrease in semen production as I get older.
   
3. I’ve masturbated to completion more than 13,000 times. No, I don’t keep count, but I wanked at least daily from ages 17 to 52, so do the math. I’ve missed an occasional day since then. Damn, I’m slowing down. But put me in a hotel on a business trip with the right fantasies, and I can rub off as many as 3 in a day. Pretty good for an old guy.
   
4. I didn’t know about masturbation, or at least what it really was and how to do it, until I was 17. Been making up for lost time since then.
   
5. The first time I ever orgasmed, it was during a makeout session when I was 16 (remember, this is pre-wanking), and I don’t remember feeling anything until I realized my briefs were wet and sticky.
   
6. Since age 16 I have spent a total of 6 months not in a steady relationship or marriage. Not specifically coinciding with those periods, I have lived alone for less than 6 months during my life.

And now for the tags:

Katie - Don - Eva - Jazz - Bella - NV

meme, how i hate you, how i hate you

So that twat Katie Schwartz has tagged me for another meme. This is the stupidest meme ever. A waste of time to write, and certainly a waste of time to read. So why did I do it? That bitch controls me -- I'm Jerry Mahoney to her Paul Winchell. Charlie McCarthy to her Edgar Bergen. George W. Bush to her Dick Cheney. Lamb Chop to her Shari Lewis. Kermit to her Frank Oz. William Shakespeare to her Frances Bacon. Linda Lovelace to her Harry Reems. Yes, I'm sucking it big and deep.

DO YOU SNORE?
No, but I schnore. Yes, I am a schnorer.

ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
What's the difference?

WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Going soft at the wrong moment.

AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
They hadn't come to the US yet. Yes, I'm that old. Lincoln Logs and Tinkertoys.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF REALITY TV?
1 - not reality 2 - boring as shit 3- except for Cathouse

DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
I don't use straws, but I like women who suck on them.

WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Still am.

IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
No. But what I really want to do is clone myself, so I can have the meaningful, married life I have now, and my other self can go fuck everything in a skirt.

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black. What a stupit question.

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Yes, after I cum.

HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Nope. Doesn't appeal to me.

ANY SECRET TALENTS?
Oral sex.

WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Any beach.

CAN YOU SWIM?
Yes.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO?
No, never heard of it.

DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Yes, stopped using aerosols years ago.

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
I actually suck it in and out. Closest I've ever gotten to sucking cock. But I've never counted.

CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
No.

DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
Think I'll stick my dick in an electric and see how it feels.

WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
I don't do it, but 1- I make my living in part off of hunters and 2 - I eat meat and wear leather. So as long as the animal is being put to use, I'm fine with it, and for certain species in certain areas it's a necessary form of conservation.

IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I hope so, as it's in my present.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I handwrite as little as possible.

WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Prudes.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, I LOVE YOU?
This afternoon.

DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
Yes, I'm a sap.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Just about any way except raw. One of my greatest accomplishments was learning how to properly poach them.

ARE BLONDES DUMB?
No. I had a blonde girlfriend once. She looked the dumb blonde part, but turned my head inside out trying to explain string theory to me.

WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
In next week's laundry.

WHAT TIME IS IT?
8:22 pm. This is a stupid meme. Why am I answering it?

DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Studmuffin.

IS MCDONALDS DISGUSTING?
Best french fries in the world.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Two hours ago. Still stupid.

DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Get me a deep long bathtub and I'll prefer that, but until then, showers.

IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Yes.

DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Oh, yeah.

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No.

WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Sex and food.

CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy, spread all over your breasts with jelly.

CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
I can crack your neck, sucka

HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Yes, hopped up on morphine.

IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Hell no.

ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
God this is a stupid meme. What's the point?

DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Uhuh.

ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Yes, but I'm being treated for it.

HAVE YOU READ CATCHER IN THE RYE?
Only on the carousel in Central Park.

DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Skin Flute.

HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
I removed some dollars from a stripper's G-string.

CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
I prefer risky sex.

DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
I like to screw in the great outdoors.

DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
I don't laugh.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
I believe in John Sebastian.

ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Tits are a man's best friend.

YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Yes, it's recognized in Judaism. None of this "til death" bullshit. If it works it works, if not...

CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
I can't do the Earth walk.

DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
I nveer mkea miskates.

IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
2 degrees at the moment.

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Brownies.

DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
Answering that would be like answering "are you pregnant" on the medical history form.

HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW?
About a dozen. I hate that bitch Schwartz, though.

WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
I zap the commercials on TiVO.

DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
I thought they were out of business. Wishful thinking.

FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
Spirit on the Water - Bob Dylan