It's Kinda Fun Being Orange

Why so many men in the New York area have orange dicks.

if food be the music of love, eat on

If you've read my story Home Cooking, you know I have a thing about food and sex, although I've never pulled a Costanza.

And I know I'm not alone...

Order champagne, and strawberries and hot, liquid chocolate. Dip two strawberries in the chocolate, eat one and feed me the other. Then dribble the hot molten chocolate around my nipple, and lick it lasciviously — before taking a healthy nip as I shriek with pleasure. Pour me a glass of champagne, and watch me drink it — and then, when it’s your turn to imbibe, use me as your champagne flute.

- Juno Henry

Damn hot, Juno!

Well, this piece on Atom Films also got me going ...