Sunday, December 03, 2006

6 weird things about me

And yet another challenging meme. This time I was tagged by the lovely Megan, and this one comes with rules:

1. Each player of this game starts with the “6 weird things about you”.

2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly.

3. At the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

So here are my 6:
  1. I’ve tried on multiple occasions to imagine the idea of me sucking another man’s cock. Just doesn’t work for me. Guess I’m too straight. I think the reason it intrigues me is that I love cum shots; could watch them on pornos all day. Now, I have a friend who would be horrified to read this. He doesn’t even want to look at porn if it’s going to show a naked man. I understand why some women love the feeling of hot cum shooting into their mouths, but it’s not for me (in the receiving position).
  2. I’m taking supplements so I’ll produce more semen. It’s working. I’ve been unhappy with the decrease in semen production as I get older.
  3. I’ve masturbated to completion more than 13,000 times. No, I don’t keep count, but I wanked at least daily from ages 17 to 52, so do the math. I’ve missed an occasional day since then. Damn, I’m slowing down. But put me in a hotel on a business trip with the right fantasies, and I can rub off as many as 3 in a day. Pretty good for an old guy.
  4. I didn’t know about masturbation, or at least what it really was and how to do it, until I was 17. Been making up for lost time since then.
  5. The first time I ever orgasmed, it was during a makeout session when I was 16 (remember, this is pre-wanking), and I don’t remember feeling anything until I realized my briefs were wet and sticky.
  6. Since age 16 I have spent a total of 6 months not in a steady relationship or marriage. Not specifically coinciding with those periods, I have lived alone for less than 6 months during my life.
And now for the tags:

Katie - Don - Eva - Jazz - Bella - NV

9 comments:

katie schwartz said...

love your candor sensu. always refreshing, smart and funny!

xo

Jazz said...

I promise you'll see this up on my blog soon. I'm going to put it in my drafts so I dont' forget to do it. You are to funny with yours though. And OMG your older than 52??? I would not have thought so by your postings. If that makes any kind of sense.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you've not lived alone for more than six years. Do you like it that way? Might steal your memes if you don't mind....!

xxx

Al Sensu said...

Steal away.

And it's just 6 months, not years, that I've ever lived alone. To answer your question, I've chosen it. Although I am better at being alone now than when I was younger.

Anonymous said...

Sooo. ummmm, what are the supplements you are taking??

Al Sensu said...

L-Arginine and Zinc

Anonymous said...

I love your blog. Keep it cumming.
Zoe

bella said...

Meanwhile, 2 weeks later... I did it.

bella

Al Sensu said...

And thank you, Bella, very interesting. Here it is.