Glendale is a small enclave completely surrounded by Denver. Featured landmarks are the oldest building in greater Denver, a sports park that hosts professional rugby, a Super Target, two strip clubs and a sex products store.
The sports park includes a nice events center, and you'd think that might be a good place for the Glendale Chamber of Commerce to hold its annual Christmas party. But no. They have it in the VIP Lounge of the Penthouse Club.
Is that a bulge in your pants, Ryan, or are you just happy to be a Chamber member?
