Sunday, October 28, 2007

we needed another name for it

No, I don't watch Grey's Anatomy or Oprah. This is why I was totally out of the loop on vajayjay.

Thank goodness I read the New York Times, which included an article on this word among "All The News That's Fit to Print" today.

Hey, we just can't have enough euphemisms for our naughty bits. While I don't mind using "penis" and "vagina" when not talking about sex, they are just not romantic sounding words. And as the Times article points out, "vagina" does not represent the full genital complement of a woman.

So while there are a number of words that can be used instead, "cunt" often sounds too harsh and "pussy" sounds, well, like a pussy.

I know I haven't written a new tale in a while, but next time I do, I'm going to look for an opportunity to use "vajayjay."

Now, if those Grey's Anatomy folks can come up with something better than "cock" or "dick." Maybe something that represents both penis and testicles together. Those docs ought to be able to manage that!

Sunday, October 21, 2007

the truth outs

Thanks to all who responded to my poll. I linked to five of my stories from erotischism, challenging readers to determine which was written from my real life experiences.

The true story was the winner!

Tighter 44%
Home Cooking 28%
My Slum Goddess 17%
At a Bar in a Strange City 11%
A Saucy Tale 0%

Friday, October 19, 2007

sugasm #101

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Last chance to enter my Truth or Fiction poll below. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #102? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks

Animal sex
“As he brings me there, his hands and mouth on me are rougher and rougher.”

Romeo and Juliet: A Different Perspective
“Catherine!” Elizabeth gasped between her thighs. “You are like heaven’s own scent.”

Summer of Content
“Under the cover of my long skirt, my legs are spread for him, and I’m dripping over his fingers.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself

How to Hide Your Porn

Editor’s Choice

Tease

More Sugasm

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See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

NSFW Pics & Videos

Catalina loves Candles (HNT)

Dave Naz does something indescribable for me

Half-Nekkid Massage

HNT: The Boot Queen

Hot Nude Aria Giovanni

Mischa in Garden Delight

More of Jason

Painted Hills

Schoolgirl, Revisited

Erotic Writing and Experiences

Heteroflexible

I came for you

I feel like…… cheating

A Night of DP

Sat Night Swing Club

Satisfying Leslie’s craving

Shadows

Someone else’s wife;

Wicked Man

Sex History & Poetry

My Protector

Woodhull’s Sexual Freedom Forum

BDSM & Fetish

Autumn
;
If you give a Dom an hour……

Kenny

A Little Surprise

Marcus and Me – Redux

Mundane Moment #1

Pretty Girls Peeing Outdoors (Urophilia, Pee Fetish)

Slave Sale Night

Therapy

Sex News & Reviews

Applause for Blogs Begun in October 2007

THE Best Solo Sex Toy for Men

Featured Design: Revealing your love style

Heartbreaker II Vibrator Review

Poly Pride NYC was Fabulous!

Review: Internet Escort Handbook

Truth or fiction?

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships

Alike, Not Alike, Identical

Analyzing, questions, memories, today

Housewife fantasies and domestic dirtiness

I’m a biter.

Intercourse is icky?

Saturday, October 13, 2007

the best tit-wringers in america

Anyone who travels much by air has leafed through the airlines' in-flight magazines. For many years there have been group ads for restaurants. It started with a group of steakhouses, all independent, great local joints. Then there were the best seafood restaurants and the best Italian restaurants.

On a recent trip I saw an ad inspired by these that hits a new low: The Best Plastic Surgeons in America.


Now, there's all kinds of plastic surgery, and many of these surgeons do wonderful things for people with deformities, or who have been injured or burned, or have lost a breast or other tissue to disease. But let's face it, where the bucks are is big tits. That's what this ad is really selling. It seems everything in America needs to be super-sized now.

When you go to this doc's web site you get this cute ditty:

Gosh, I'm trying to think of what criterion a woman might bring to him that would have him tell her not to have her breasts enlarged? Oh, that's right...NONE.

Ladies, if you have five grand to spare, give it me to. I'll come to you and make you feel just fine about yourself without any surgery!

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

more advice

So happy to be a guest contributor to Ask Aspasia Fern & Sweet HoneySmack!

I answered a bunch of questions yesterday, so go look!

Re-reading today, I amused myself with this line I had written:

An open relationship can only be successful if the
communication is as open as your legs are.

Monday, October 08, 2007

sugasm #100


Kis Lee helps us celebrate the 100th Sugasm

A true milestone. Thanks to RadVixen, Mr. Sugar and all the others who have helped make Sugasm the best place to discover great sex blogs. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #101? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.


This Week’s Picks

Do you want me…?
“The shiver that runs through you tells me everything I need to know.”

Love that ass (his perspective)
“But as long as we are in here, she submits to my command; to my every whim.”

Hubb and Spoeker
“He was good for show and good in bed, but an asshole in the real world.”


Mr. Sugasm Himself

125 Magazine, Alternet and Enviromentally Friendly Porn

Editor’s Choice

The very best of Sugasm…. so far

More Sugasm

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See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.


Thoughts on Sex and Relationships

Being Stuck Outside

Dominance, Submission, Humiliation, Control

Miscarriage and Feminine Identity

The next colonel sanders or orville redenbacher

No more pen and sex

Sex on the first date???

What Is Mary Hiding?

Why “Sugasm” Matters


Sex Work

Do you like phone sex?

La Petite Mort

Sex Work And Religion: The Sex Crazed Pagan Cult Fantasy


NSFW Pics & Videos

I could watch her do laundry all day!

Just Teen Site Releases All New Nude Videos

Red Rose

Today’s Special Offer: Fresh Hamburgers


Sex News & Reviews

Belated Happy 2nd Blogiversary to My Bottom Smarts!

Fetish Film - How to Use Sounds (Urethral Sounds)

First Purity Balls, Now Integrity Balls

It’s HERE!!!! Miss Francy’s “Spanking the Male Mind”!

Team Up with the 6th Annual Blogger Boobie-Thon


BDSM & Fetish

Back To School

Catalina loves Chat

Dancing with the Devil, a D/s Relationship

The Dungeon: Sex Camp, Night One

Fuck of a Lifetime

Harder….

Heat

I Got Your Number

Manhandled

Mira

My Wife is a Skank! pt1

A Nawty Story: Diane Phones Home

Objets d’obsession: neck corsets

Our game

Piss Slut

Who is Elise Sutton and why does it matter?


Erotic Writing and Experiences

100 Sexy

An Affair with the Wind

Corseting Mrs. Russian

Burlesque: Home Coming

Gamahuche

I Succumb to Jefferson’s Dastardly Lesbian Plot!

More Than A Breast-Fondle

The Morning Rollover

Party Blowjob - Part 3

truth or fiction?

I've always made it a point not to let on which of my stories on erotischism are true and which are fantasy.

But I thought it would be fun, just once, to test your credulity. So here are five stories. See if you can guess which one is from my true experience:

Home Cooking
"Maria looked in my eyes and then slammed her mouth to mine. Quickly her tongue was in my mouth flicking hither and yon, while both hands held my face in place. And then I felt a hand on my right thigh that moved gently over what was now a visible bulge in my pants and back to rest on my thigh."

My Slum Goddess

"She took my dick in hand and began pumping it. In just seconds I groaned and, much as a geyser erupts from a combination of pressure and heat, I shot a prodigious amount of molten jism straight up. It came down and made a puddle on my belly. Suzy giggled and said something about having primed the pump, then went to the bathroom and returned with a towel for me to clean up."

At a Bar in a Strange City
"After two very long minutes, I walked behind the bar and around to the ladies room door and knocked. The door opened. It was dark inside. I entered. The door closed and I heard the lock being fastened."

Tighter

"I slapped her face. She dropped to her knees. She was not happy. I pulled down my pants and underwear. I was already semi-hard. I stuck my cock in her mouth and said, 'Suck it.' She sucked obediently. I held her head and pulled on her hair a bit while she did this."

A Saucy Tale
"Yvonne sat up, took the bowl in her hands and lapped at the sauce. She brought her face to mine and our tongues entwined, slowly, deeply, tasting the sauce and each other."

Make your choice using this poll. Poll results and the correct answer will be posted on October 21st.

Sunday, October 07, 2007

great advice!


Miss Aspasia Fern of Literotica advice column fame has teamed with Miss Smack for a great new sex advice blog.

Go now!

Saturday, October 06, 2007

free facials here!

A post in Fleshbot considers the question of whether semen is good for the complexion.

I once had a girlfriend who was convinced cum was good for her skin. She would give me blow jobs that ended by hand, and I would cum on her chest.

She would then rub my spunk all over her face and leave it there for some minutes before rinsing.

We both felt very good afterwards.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

the next colonel sanders or orville redenbacher

It's truly impressive how Playboy has revitalized interest in Hugh Hefner in recent years and made him once again the centerpiece of the Playboy brand.

Now they are so dependent on him that one wonders what will happens when Hef, now 81, finally kicks the bucket (with help from the little blue pill and his three girlfriends).

My prediction: He will live on as a logo/icon/avatar and probably continue to boff new girls via Adobe Creative Suite. Is he in Second life yet?

If you don't know what I'm talking about, get a gander from their web site...





Yes, young man, subscribe to Playboy and you can hang with your dirty old Uncle Hugh. The girlies love the old guy 'cos he can still get it up, he's rich but harmless. Maybe you'll get some of Hef's discards!