truth or fiction?

I've always made it a point not to let on which of my stories on erotischism are true and which are fantasy.

But I thought it would be fun, just once, to test your credulity. So here are five stories. See if you can guess which one is from my true experience:

Home Cooking
"Maria looked in my eyes and then slammed her mouth to mine. Quickly her tongue was in my mouth flicking hither and yon, while both hands held my face in place. And then I felt a hand on my right thigh that moved gently over what was now a visible bulge in my pants and back to rest on my thigh."

My Slum Goddess
"She took my dick in hand and began pumping it. In just seconds I groaned and, much as a geyser erupts from a combination of pressure and heat, I shot a prodigious amount of molten jism straight up. It came down and made a puddle on my belly. Suzy giggled and said something about having primed the pump, then went to the bathroom and returned with a towel for me to clean up."

At a Bar in a Strange City
"After two very long minutes, I walked behind the bar and around to the ladies room door and knocked. The door opened. It was dark inside. I entered. The door closed and I heard the lock being fastened."

Tighter
"I slapped her face. She dropped to her knees. She was not happy. I pulled down my pants and underwear. I was already semi-hard. I stuck my cock in her mouth and said, 'Suck it.' She sucked obediently. I held her head and pulled on her hair a bit while she did this."

A Saucy Tale
"Yvonne sat up, took the bowl in her hands and lapped at the sauce. She brought her face to mine and our tongues entwined, slowly, deeply, tasting the sauce and each other."

Make your choice using this poll. Poll results and the correct answer will be posted on October 21st.