Tuesday, October 02, 2007

the next colonel sanders or orville redenbacher

It's truly impressive how Playboy has revitalized interest in Hugh Hefner in recent years and made him once again the centerpiece of the Playboy brand.

Now they are so dependent on him that one wonders what will happens when Hef, now 81, finally kicks the bucket (with help from the little blue pill and his three girlfriends).

My prediction: He will live on as a logo/icon/avatar and probably continue to boff new girls via Adobe Creative Suite. Is he in Second life yet?

If you don't know what I'm talking about, get a gander from their web site...





Yes, young man, subscribe to Playboy and you can hang with your dirty old Uncle Hugh. The girlies love the old guy 'cos he can still get it up, he's rich but harmless. Maybe you'll get some of Hef's discards!

4 comments:

Fusion said...

I don't know Al, hard to believe he's boffing many bunnies these days, even with the pills...

Z said...

You know, there are plenty of attractive, sexy, older men around. He's just not one of them.

Ellie said...

He looks so vacant in so many of these photos! Sheesh.

Tom Paine said...

What's Hef got on me besides zillions in cash????