Thursday, July 03, 2008

the truth about vegas

Finally watched Havana. Robert Redford plays a gambler who finds meaning in love and selflessness for the first time (shades of Casablanca) as Castro and Che are about to successfully run Battista out of the country.

The girl thought her husband was dead, but Redford not only finds him, but saves him. So he's alone again and wondering what to do, where to go. He asks The Professor, played by Richard Farnsworth, whether he should try Las Vegas.

Farnsworth's dismissive assessment of Vegas (by writer Judith Rascoe) is epic:


"Atom bombs and sandy pussy."





Monday, June 02, 2008

Schwartzy, where were you?

Waiting for her outside

How many for dinner? Just one?

Corned beef, pastrami or brisket?
Or the deli sampler with all three?

Homemade kishke with gravy
(sour pickles and Dr. Brown's black cherry soda not shown)

Man-sized pastrami on rye with mustard

But no Schwartzy.

I didn't have the heart for rugelah.

things are tough all over

An article in Advertising Age discusses marketing of legal brothels in Nevada at a time when business is...very soft. A big part of the problem is the price of diesel, according to George Flint of the Nevada Brothel Owners Association, with this quote for the ages:

"An awful lot of our customers are truckers. It's the disposable income factor: Money for new wristwatches and gettin' laid just isn't there."

Sunday, May 11, 2008

It's torpedo tits day on the internets

Two of my favorite bloggers chose vintage pointy-bra ads to illustrate posts today:

Katie Schwartz:



Formerly DCup:

Saturday, May 10, 2008

That's Al Sensu, Esquire, to You

Esquire has long been one of my favorite magazines*. I've been reading it on and off for years. It would be worth getting just for A. J. Jacobs' pieces. There are plenty of great tips on how to be a man in today's world, incisive articles on politics, and of course, Women We Love.

It's the Sex advice column that annoys me. It's written by Stacey Grenrock Woods, a comedic actor and writer. Her responses and so flippant and trying so hard to be funny that they are rarely useful. The Advice area is where Playboy shines. I understand that Esquire wants to differentiate itself from Playboy, but this is not the way. A little humor as an aid to delivering good information, sure. But telling a guy who wants to know how to please a woman, "Try rooting around [her clit], see what happens" is not helpful.

* To our younger readers: You may not be familiar with magazines. They're kinda like blogs and web sites, except they're 1/written by professionals and 2/printed on paper. And thanks to the dive in circulations because younger folks aren't buying them, they're exceedingly inexpensive if you subscribe. As a way to consume a mix of long and short form articles, columns and photos, they actually have a damn good user interface. And you don't need to be connected to enjoy them. And for subscribers it's sorta like RSS -- it comes to you. Beats taking your laptop to the john.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Ol' 55

I'm ridin' with Lady Luck

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Sugasm #123

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #124? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks

A Seven Letter Word for Flowers

“I breathed into your neck, brushing my lips against your skin.”

Breakfast In Bed

“I rolled her over onto her back and she spread her legs willingly.”

Inked

“How quaint to be wooed with a soft brushing of lips over my fingers.”


Mr. Sugasm Himself

L.A. Bondage

Editor’s Choice

Male spankees and the female gaze

More Sugasm

Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.


NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio

Blowing Cold

Catalina loves Fetish Friday Pictures

Corset Model Mz. Berlin Is Pin Up Fabulous In This Lovely Pink Corset

Dressed to the nines -HNT

Half-Nekkid with a Strap-On

Hiroshima Circus

The Ideal Man (video)

Jelena Jensen

That Smile

Sex Advice

Pleasure Her With Pearls

Erotic Writing and Experiences

Balcony Fun - Repost

Caught Pt 3

A good time with the neighbor

The Hospital

My wife’s first bi-curious romp

Observations and Suggestions Upon Having Fucked Simultaneously Two Other Sex Bloggers

An Officer and a Gentleman…

Playing

Renewal

The Stranger’s Words

Technology-Foreplay-Sex

BDSM & Fetish

Bend me. break me. As long as I want you, baby, it’s alright.

Electrical Wire Spanking for Masturbating on the Job

Fantasies of a Shoe Store Slut

I Needed Reminding…

A slave’s birthday weekend

A Writing Assignment: P1 - Our First Encounter

Sex Work

Last Night’s Phone and Camshow Recap

Spying On Sex Workers

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships

All These Years

The Cam Lover prepares for Amsterdam sex tour

The great myth of the “Venus corset”

I’m Submissive, Not A Doormat

Lost and Found

Spitzer vs. Clinton: Bill got it for free

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews

Feminist Carnival of Sexual Freedom and Autonomy

Get Paid for Your Orgasms!

Ivy League Confessional: Naked Parties at Yale

Madison Young In A Submissive Latex Femdom Scene On Wired Pussy

My New Thing

Sara Faye And Alexa Jordan Get Abducted During A Rave And Forced To Fuck Each Other

Monday, March 10, 2008

spitzer vs. clinton: bill got it for free


You'll never see Bill Clinton get caught in a prostitution web. Bill doesn't pay.

But I'm sympathetic to Elliott. Like him, I'm a bald, middle aged Jewish guy from New York without the good looks and southern charm that Billyboy has.

Where the Governor and I part company is that I wouldn't pay $4k+ to get laid even if I had the money. Elliott, there's this thing called the internet. On it you can find sites like The Erotic Review and Big Doggie. Just a modest subscription fee and a little research will help you find many fine ladies who will sell you an hour of their time for $300, $400, $500. I'm sure they're as good as "Kristen."

And if you'd stick with independent operators, you wouldn't be caught in the kind of case you pursued as Attorney General of New York State.


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