MILF For Vice President

OK, until today I had never heard of Sarah Palin. Now I am totally hot for her. Mrs. Sensu saw the announcement and her one comment was that "she has a big rack." That was all I needed to know. She's cute, kinda like Sally Field once was, and a bit like another celeb I've seeded in the photos below. She wants to teach creationism in schools? I'll be happy to re-enact Adam and Eve with her.

golfing with Tony

This scene has my favorite all-time Sopranos line, 49 seconds in....

cohones gigantes

Here's a site with a unique product: Testicles to hang from your car, truck or bike.

I like this concept because with gas nearing $5 a gallon, it's too expensive to operate a monster truck or SUV as proof of your manhood, so just get a set of these to hang on your Prius and you're all set.

how the other half cums

It's one of life's great mysteries: How does the other sex experience orgasm. We know what it feels like to us, but what about the other? Finally, here's insight from Orgasmica.

playing with tara tartley

Follow her game of 20 questions here.

the truth about vegas

Finally watched Havana. Robert Redford plays a gambler who finds meaning in love and selflessness for the first time (shades of Casablanca) as Castro and Che are about to successfully run Battista out of the country.

The girl thought her husband was dead, but Redford not only finds him, but saves him. So he's alone again and wondering what to do, where to go. He asks The Professor, played by Richard Farnsworth, whether he should try Las Vegas.

Farnsworth's dismissive assessment of Vegas (by writer Judith Rascoe) is epic:

"Atom bombs and sandy pussy."

Schwartzy, where were you?

Waiting for her outside

How many for dinner? Just one?

Corned beef, pastrami or brisket?
Or the deli sampler with all three?

Homemade kishke with gravy
(sour pickles and Dr. Brown's black cherry soda not shown)

Man-sized pastrami on rye with mustard

But no Schwartzy.

I didn't have the heart for rugelah.

things are tough all over

An article in Advertising Age discusses marketing of legal brothels in Nevada at a time when business is...very soft. A big part of the problem is the price of diesel, according to George Flint of the Nevada Brothel Owners Association, with this quote for the ages:

"An awful lot of our customers are truckers. It's the disposable income factor: Money for new wristwatches and gettin' laid just isn't there."