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I'm somewhere between horny middle-aged guy and dirty old man.

who's got the power?

From an Atlanta public access show, found by Amy Guth. Katie Schwartz sent it to me. I wonder why?

I wanted to laugh at this at first, but this woman is so right. I’ve always wondered why many women make bad choices about who they sleep with (i.e. not sleeping with me). Now I understand – some guys’ dicks radiate heat and that seduces women’s pussies. Women are cum slaves and those men's penises have the power over them and their vaginas. Makes more sense than any explanation I’ve come up with.

sugasm #75

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Bella is back

One of my favorite erotic storytellers is Bella of The B____ Inside. She doesn't post frequently anymore, but when she does, it's primo stuff.

Read her latest, Thy Letter of Infamy.

Then, go back to The Snack Cart.

And if you're not hot and bothered enough, and have some time, read her multi-multi-part-it's-practically-a-novella, Tales From Under the Desk.

tmi tuesday #78

1. Stubble... good or bad? How often do you shave?

Where do you mean? I have a close-trimmed beard. In general, stubble, whether on the face or elsewhere is not good. It chafes.

2. How often do you kiss (read make out) with your so?

If you really mean making out, these days only as foreplay.

3. Have you ever placed a personal ad or answered a personal ad?

Yes. I got laid by respondents to a personal ad (here and here) and got a girlfriend (here) by responding to her ad.

4. Where was the first place you ever had sex?

On my future wife's studio couch in her half-railroad apartment in the East Village.

5. After a night of great sex, who do you tell? How much?

My wife. Well, it was with her, but I tell her how great it was.

I generally don't kiss and tell while in a relationship, and if there's any reason to make a reference to it, details are not shared.

Bonus: Have you ever kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth? Turn on or off?

Yes. I like it, and she doesn't seem to mind.