Sunday, December 30, 2007

pants on fire

DCup has tagged me with this meme demanding that I tell you seven lies about myself. Here goes:

  1. I have never been in a MFM threesome,

  2. but I have enjoyed a FMF threesome. Yeah, I'm a lucky guy.

  3. I have had the singular pleasure of nuzzling myself deep within DCup's naked cleavage,

  4. while Madam Z inserted a buttplug in my ass. It was the only way to shut me up.

  5. I have a faux foreskin I attach when screwing anti-Semites.

  6. I have a "thing" for Hillary Clinton, but the Secret Service won't let me give it to her.

  7. Seeing Britney's cooter got me all hot and bothered.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wait! You mean that wasn't you screaming into my pillowish tits?