pants on fire

DCup has tagged me with this meme demanding that I tell you seven lies about myself. Here goes:

1. I have never been in a MFM threesome,

2. but I have enjoyed a FMF threesome. Yeah, I'm a lucky guy.

3. I have had the singular pleasure of nuzzling myself deep within DCup's naked cleavage,

4. while Madam Z inserted a buttplug in my ass. It was the only way to shut me up.

5. I have a faux foreskin I attach when screwing anti-Semites.

6. I have a "thing" for Hillary Clinton, but the Secret Service won't let me give it to her.

7. Seeing Britney's cooter got me all hot and bothered.