Phoning It In

I only tried paid phone sex once, many years ago. I didn't find it particularly interesting or satisfying, and I don't think it was the provider's fault. It just didn't work for me.

Some years after that during a period when I was occasionally forming a threesome with a married couple, one time I called the wife and she answered the phone while she and hubby were screwing, which they did every single day. She proceeded to describe what was going on and brought me into the room with them, virtually. That worked. I started masturbating and had a massive orgasm as did both of them, judging from the sounds they made.

Here is a great web piece on phone sex providers.

This Ad Got Me Laid

It was 1992, and back then the way personal ads worked in many places was that you could place the ad for free in the local weekly alternative papers, but to respond to the ad you had to call a 900 number, so it cost money. This was, for all practical purposes, before the internet.

I got two responses to this ad, and both resulted in sexual encounters. I've written about them here and here.

The bra saved my life!

Who's Moaning Now?

I love to watch hand job videos. I really am not a fan of the facial ending which seems so popular. What I like is a HJ taken to conclusion by the woman (in nearly all facials, the man takes over to finish himself off). I find it exciting for a woman to do a hand job to completion whether I'm experiencing it myself or watching on the computer (the former being preferable, of course). I love to see a volcanic eruption, the kind which I'm less capable of producing now that I'm older.

But I've noticed in most of these videos, the men are silent except for perhaps a throaty exhalation at the end, while the woman is moaning and chirping as if it were she receiving the stimulation. While I know a woman can get turned on by turning on her man, this over the top vocalization makes no sense at all, and causes me to turn off the sound. I understand verbal encouragement helps, but moaning like they do on these videos is just silly.