1. Popcorn or candy?
2. Name a movie you've been meaning to see forever.Popcorn, because of the scene in Diner where Mickey Rourke gets the girl to touch his cock by sticking it up through the bottom of the popcorn box.
3. You are given the power to recall one Oscar: Who loses theirs and to whom?I am Curious (Yellow). Just added it to my Netflix queue.
Tom Schulman, screenplay for Dead Poets Society, 1989. Steven Soderbergh should have won for sex, lies and videotape.4. Steal one costume from a movie for your wardrobe.
Marlon Brando's trenchcoat from Last Tango in Paris. It says "Hey, little girl, come here, I have something for you hehe."
5. Your favorite film franchise is....
Godfather. OK there's not much sex it in. But there's that great bedroom scene with the horse's head.
6. Invite five movie people over for dinner. Who are they? Why'd you invite them? What do you feed them?
Scarlett Johansson, Catherine Denueve, Amanda Peet, Salma Hayek, Natalie Portman. Because they are hot. Champagne and caviar, then a little bit of Al.
7. What is the appropriate punishment for people who answer cell phones in the movie theater?
Shush them.
8. Choose a female bodyguard: Ripley from Aliens. Mystique from X-Men. Sarah Connor from Terminator. The Bride from Kill Bill. Mace from Strange Days.
Sarah.
9. What's the scariest thing you've ever seen in a movie?
Jack Nicholson's ass in Something's Gotta Give.
10. Your favorite genre (excluding "comedy" and "drama") is....
Porno made for women.
11. You are given the power to greenlight movies at a major studio for one year. How do you wield this power?
Casting couch.
12. Bonnie or Clyde?
This is a sex blog, and I'm straight. Bonnie.
13. Who am I tagging to answer this survey?
Everyone who reads this.
14. If Jesus were to submit a synopsis of a documentary about life in America since 9/11, what would his pov be? ::: not a joke question. I'm really curious.
How the fuck do people who say they believe in me get so worked up over seeing part of Janet Jackson's areola, not even the full nipple, for a split second? What the fuck is wrong with this culture?
4 comments:
al, I am loving you so hard right now. so funny.
As always, you inspire me.
You'll be disappointed by "I Am Curious (Yellow)". It was a groundbreaking film for it's time...full frontal nudity, mostly simulated fucking and a couple of very brief real oral scenes as I recall...but today it's a real snoozer (in my humble opinion of course!). "I Am Curious (Blue)" is even worse and it doesn't have nearly as much nudity and sex to keep you awake.
I couldn't agree more with you about the silly right wing outrage over Janet Jackson's nipple slip! What is wrong with us? People being disembowled in "Saw III" is okay but a nipple is obscene. I just don't fucking get it!
I'm not surprised about that -- interested as much for historical perspective. While I'm at it, I oughta see if Netflix has Deep Throat. Never saw that either.
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