Friday, February 09, 2007

"I fucked Anna Nicole Smith"
"I fucked Anna Nicole Smith"
"I fucked Anna Nicole Smith"

Remember To Tell the Truth? This was the game show where three people claimed to have done something. Two were bluffing and one was telling the truth.

The husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor said Friday that he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her infant daughter’s father.
The claim by Prince Frederick von Anhalt comes amid a paternity suit over Smith’s 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn’s father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father.
"If you go back from September, she wasn’t with one of those guys, she was with me," von Anhalt told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.
So now we have three guys claiming to be the father of ANS's little baby girl. You know, the one that stands to inherit many millions of dollars if her mother's lawsuit continues and is successful.

By the way, do any of these idiots know what a condom is?

2 comments:

DCup said...

Why not throw in with the others and make it a quad? There's money to be had!

Unless, of course you know what to do with a condom.

I like to make waterbombs with them. Or finger puppets.

Al Sensu said...

It's a little late for that, DCup. Or perhaps you're kinkier than I realized!