Monday, February 19, 2007

wisdom of the older woman

From a friend:

I looked at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot good looking 18 year old. Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king size bed, money and a 50" screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 51 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18 year old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, with no car, no money, and sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

6 comments:

D said...

I wouldn't go back to the sofa bed either.

Shroom-Monkey said...

that was awesome.....

Spice said...

That's great! gonna have to pass that on...

bad influence girl said...

oh man!

*giggle*

(you know, i know some 70 year olds with tight hot bodies... y'all could get a personal trainer and work out together...)

Al Sensu said...

I'm not saying I'd turn down a young woman -- fat chance of having that opportunity -- but I agree that women (and men) can stay hot as they age, and I don't mean through lipo, botox and surgery. It starts with an attitude that expresses itself through the body.

Ms Smack said...

Amen to that !