pants on fire

DCup has tagged me with this meme demanding that I tell you seven lies about myself. Here goes:

1. I have never been in a MFM threesome,

2. but I have enjoyed a FMF threesome. Yeah, I'm a lucky guy.

3. I have had the singular pleasure of nuzzling myself deep within DCup's naked cleavage,

4. while Madam Z inserted a buttplug in my ass. It was the only way to shut me up.

5. I have a faux foreskin I attach when screwing anti-Semites.

6. I have a "thing" for Hillary Clinton, but the Secret Service won't let me give it to her.

7. Seeing Britney's cooter got me all hot and bothered.

Penis enlargement is again the rage, according to my spam filter. But in case you don't happen to already have a penis, here's an offer for you in its entirety:

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strippers and libertarianism

I aspire to be a libertarian, but run up against various issues where I find I am not. But when it comes to the sex trade, I feel the government has no place telling me what I can see or do.



I am just so freaking sick of government imposing its so-called moral authority on me as to whether I can see strippers or fuck prostitutes. Ironically, it's actually easier to hire a prostitute in many places than to go to a strip club.

I'm not necessarily against zoning (see, not a libertarian) as long as the zoning is not intended to make it difficult for a business to succeed.

My favorite bad argument against the sex trade is that it attracts a criminal element. THAT'S BECAUSE YOU MADE IT A CRIME!!!!!!


Note: Tucker had her web address wrong. It's ladyliberty.wordpress.com

sugasm #105

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #106? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks

Bonbon

“I feel him start; then he groans into my mouth, a deep helpless sound, and I know I’ve got him.”

Domme virginity lost

I’m not asking you. I’m telling you. You know that, don’t you, sweet boy?”

Reality Check: Lessons Learned From Clients

“From my conversations I’ve learned a number of things that have helped me, educated me and surprised me.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself

Belladonna Likes Heroin

Editor’s Choice

Each Mirror has two sides

More Sugasm

Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

NSFW Pics & Videos

Anetta Keys - Mischief In Mind

Carmella Bing - Keeping It Hardcore

Erica Campbell nude by Andrew Blake

The Hottest Babes… Right Here, Right Now

How to behave after sex

Jade | Mirage

Sex News, Reviews & Advice

At least he’s not going blind!

Lust, Caution review

NEW Gender Bending Designs

Orgasm - Do You Fake It?

Pierced for Play

Pjur Eros BodyGlide Original Silicone Lubricant Review

Top 7 Horror Porns

Erotic Writing and Experiences

At Your Service

Boy

Catalina loves (Polyamorous) Fantasies - Part II

Confessions: Babysitter

Encounter 2, Part II: All About Jane

Having her cake

How zep got me my first feel of tit

“I’m not having sex with you in here.”

A Letter…

Sexual Initiation

Splick

Symplexity Presents: The Friendly Skies

An Unexpected Opportunity

Sex Work

In the Heart of Real America: How Porn Made Me a Patriot

BDSM & Fetish

About last night…

Beat Me Baby: A Step in Submission!

Bitch in heat

Dirty, Filthy, Nasty Instructions

Feeling a Twitch

Goofiness

I Will So Whip Your Ass

A Little Fantasy I Wrote For The Mrs.

Masturbation Fantasies

Men are dogs: a fantasy

On Hands and Knees

Re-Education Part 2: A Fantasy

Revisiting the piss slit

Shame, Shame, Shame; Shame of Fools

Whippings in the eighteenth century

Sex Poetry & Recipes

Cooking With Mandy: Get Your Ass In the Kitchen Slut and Spend Some Quality Time With Your Husband Pasta with Shrimp

Friday Poem: Hot Boobs and Spam

Then

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships

“As Long As Your Vagina Looks Good…”

Ethical Adultery

Femme vs. Feminine

The Full Body Project, or Fat Can be Sexy, Part 2

Need, Want, Love

Return to sender

Sleepy HNT

Today is “Mom the Minx(’s)” Birthday

You Are So Sexy

cat macros

Cat macros, also known as lolcats, are pictures of cats with cute captions, usually employing common mis-spellings and texting shorthand. I find them pretty funny, but thought it was time to try something sexual.

If you've never seen them, take a look here.

And then see my first try at making one here.

we needed another name for it

No, I don't watch Grey's Anatomy or Oprah. This is why I was totally out of the loop on vajayjay.

Thank goodness I read the New York Times, which included an article on this word among "All The News That's Fit to Print" today.

Hey, we just can't have enough euphemisms for our naughty bits. While I don't mind using "penis" and "vagina" when not talking about sex, they are just not romantic sounding words. And as the Times article points out, "vagina" does not represent the full genital complement of a woman.

So while there are a number of words that can be used instead, "cunt" often sounds too harsh and "pussy" sounds, well, like a pussy.

I know I haven't written a new tale in a while, but next time I do, I'm going to look for an opportunity to use "vajayjay."

Now, if those Grey's Anatomy folks can come up with something better than "cock" or "dick." Maybe something that represents both penis and testicles together. Those docs ought to be able to manage that!

the truth outs

Thanks to all who responded to my poll. I linked to five of my stories from erotischism, challenging readers to determine which was written from my real life experiences.

The true story was the winner!

Tighter 44%
Home Cooking 28%
My Slum Goddess 17%
At a Bar in a Strange City 11%
A Saucy Tale 0%