about size

As reported by the Daily News, Lifestyles has offered singer Enrique Iglesias a million bucks if he'll model their line of condoms.

Although I subscribe to Esquire, I had missed this quote from the singer: "I can never find extra-small condoms."

Lifestyles took this to mean that Iglesias has a small wiener. A spokesman saying, "It takes a real man to admit his shortcomings and if this Latin crooner can flaunt a fault and still keep Anna Kournikova on his arm, other men are sure to … take pride in what they're not packin'."

They may have inferred incorrectly. A friend of mine, who for sake of discussion I will assume to be average size, says he prefers a very snug fit.

Additionally, if Ms. Kornucopia is, herself, a tight fit, it might be advisable for the male to be a bit bound up before attempting entry.

All this said, I object to the characterization of a small dick as a shortcoming. Unusually small or unusually large anything can be a challenge to a good fit when coupling. While I have been vocal in my support of all breasts, large and small, I realize that is a matter only of attraction and not mechanics.

But if we're going to start talking about penis size, then it is only fair to talk about vagina size. Sorry, but here's a case where larger is definitely not better.

So whether the fit problem is an unusually small unit or an unusually wide cunt, that's why God made dildos. They won't do the man any good but they will certainly fill up any woman. And he can still administer the pleasure, perhaps with a vibe assist.

And if he does have a diminutive tool, she, grateful for his attentions, can give him a blow job without concern about gagging.