Saturday, March 14, 2009

Advice: Like a Virgin

Q:
I'm an 18 going on 19 virgin and masturbate constantly just by rubbing my clit. I'm afraid that penetration will break my hymen and my future first time will not believe I'm a virgin. The guy I like is actually younger than me but good Lord; he is the most erotic being on the face of the planet! The two days before Valentines day I licked the head of his penis. Mind you I was terrified, I don't know why, but I am terrified of penises, but desperately want this gentleman to fuck my brains out. What's a girl to do? I want him to be my first. How do I seduce him so he can't get me out of his head? (Pun intended)

A:
I think if he's already let you lick his penis, there's not much you'll need to do to seduce him. I would caution you that if your "gentleman" is under 18 you could find yourself charged with statutory rape. I also think it's way past the time that anyone should be hung up about whether a woman is a virgin or not.

3 comments:

sulkygirl said...

goodness al.. but these questions are coming hard and fast..

xx kimba

Anonymous said...

You'd think that, wouldn't you. Sadly, it's not true. In the Biblethumping South, and I don't just mean all of the South, I mean the REAL boondock, faaar-right conservative old-timey folks of the bible belt...virginity still means something and means an *important* something. In a community where sex before marriage makes you a whore or a slut, I can understand this girl's hesitance. Although I'm not sure if that's her case. Her choice of a younger lover plus her total lack of experience with a partner compared to others in her age range, PLUS the fact that she outright admits she's terrified of the penis leads me to believe there is something deeper going on.

The Cook said...

Mebbe it's fear of snakes :-)

But those snake handlers are from the south too...